Disney is running out of ideas

disney pixar's planes

For kids only.

In the old days, Pixar was celebrated for films like Toy Story, Monsters Inc., and Finding Nemo. These films were praised for being truly creative and innovation in film animation. Then, in 2006, Pixar was purchased by Satan Disney, and during the following decade, their creativity would eventually go down the crapper.

Before you ask, yes, this is about the goddamn new movie Planes. And yes, I’m fully aware that Pixar didn’t make this movie. It’s actually being made by DisneyToon Studios, a division of Disney that makes crappy direct-to-video/DVD sequels to established Disney films in order to rip-off gullible parents.

Yesterday, I saw the ad for Planes, and right off the bat, I can tell that Disney is just being lazy, so lazy that they’ll use one of Pixar’s movies to make money. Planes is literally a spin-off of Cars (which got its own unnecessary sequel two summers ago), and the characters are so obviously constructed the same way, but they’re even more uncreative.

What’s even worse about this is that this was supposed to be a direct-to-DVD, just like most of the film’s made by DisneyToon Studios. Also, they’re so confident that Planes will be a box office hit, that they’re immediately preparing for a sequel, Planes: Fire & Rescue, which is slated to be released next year.

Now that I mention it, they’re probably going to make another movie based on the Cars formula, and call it Boats. And maybe the working title will turn out to be Go F**k Yourselves!, released by DisneyToon Studios.

disneytoon studios

The f**k you company

To be fair, Pixar has been fixated on sequels and prequels lately. In 2010, they released the long-awaited Toy Story 3. In 2011, they released Cars 2, and recently, they released Monsters University, a prequel to Monsters Inc., one of Pixar’s more celebrated movies.

In the days where making money has become more important than making art, Disney has resorted to increasingly lowly tactics to make money of the Western family unit. For Disney at least, imagination is dead. But then again, these are the same people who have been brainwashing generations with false morals, and have warped our perception on life.

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3 thoughts on “Disney is running out of ideas

  1. Basically he plays the prince charming who meets her and they fall in love…..but it turns out that he only wants to rule a kingdom (basically being thirteenth in line for the throne and unable to rule left him determined to get his own kingdom). His true nature is revealed when Anna (who’s slowly dying of a curse that will freeze her solid unless she’s given true love’s kiss) asks him to kiss her. He looks like he’s gonna do it…..than pulls back while saying “if only there were someone out there who actually loved you.” He than rubs in that he was using her, tries to speed up the process by dampening the fire and closing the window, and than leaves her to die. And than goes back to playing the poor bereaved boyfriend while claiming she’s dead all with chilling ease. Even the resident douchebag is taken in by his act and feels sorry for him. All in all, it’s pretty damn cold.

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